So this happened on facebook today….
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
That is fantastic life advice.
jesus what the fuck
this was my favorite bible story growing up
This was really damn cute, in the most effed up way she could’ve done it.
Ayyyyy my first ever anon hate, how cool is that! To commemorate this occasion I made something just for you!
I hope you like it :)
keeko oh my fucking god
im beginning to take levi less and less seriously
I’M CRYING JESUS CHRIST
Literally the best bromance to ever bromance
Dad: Stop watching anime and go outside!
Because the word ‘toss’ in England means to masturbate
plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom